All The King’s Horses

Where are those children
Who wanted to play?
Where are their toys,
Have they put them away?

Where is my son,
Has he grown up and gone?
My little daughter,
A child of her own?

All the king’s horses
And all the king’s men
Cannot put childhood
Together again.



~ By Russ Allison Loar
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Clocks

I don’t like early mornings
When I’m still asleep.
I don’t like early bedtimes,
Alone and counting sheep.

Why should I pay attention
To all those clocks I see?
I listen to them ticking.
They listen not to me.

~ Poem and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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My Kitty Has A Dishrag

My kitty has a dishrag,
It’s pink and rough and wet,
She scrubs herself all over
When she comes home from the vet.



~ Poem and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Sheeps

The hills are alive
With the sound of sheep,
They sleep all day long
But at night they creep,
Into the houses
Of young girls and boys
And put on their clothes
And play with their toys.


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What Is Art?

Cheese from a rat is like soap for a hog,
You can’t write your mother by using a log.
A nose is indifferent to all that is art,
The opera’s a good place to rip loose a fart.


~ Words and rat by Russ Allison Loar
~ Painting by Sam Francis at the Huntington Library & Gardens
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Terrible Teapot Song

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout,
Kick me in the rear
And step on my snout.

I'm a little teapot
Fat and wide,
Take me to the slaughterhouse
And cut off my hide!

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What A Little Bird Told Me

Talk is cheep!

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Under The Sea

Strange things happen under the sea!
Not to you,
Not to me.
Isn't it grand
To live on land!

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Children Have A Chance

Children have a chance
To change what their parents have done,
To set aside the old ways,
To walk in the light of the sun.


~ Poem and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Home On The Range

Home On The Range
On The Horse

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No Surprises

I like to go shopping
In the deep blue sea,
Where no one is surprised
By creatures like me.

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What Is this?

This is a mother whale,
Swimming in the ocean
With her baby,
Coming up for air.

She is an abstract whale,
Swimming in an abstract ocean
With her abstract baby,
Coming up for some abstract air.

The abstract sun is shining
And the abstract water is warm.

The mother and her baby are happy.
They don't mind being abstract
Because they are really alive somewhere.



~ Words and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Imagine

If you are not living the life you imagined,
imagine the life you are living.


~ Words and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Stoopid

Just cause I'm stoopid don't mean I ain't got no brains!

~ Words and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Nice Kitty ?

Some cats are nice,
Some cats are mean,
Some are in-between.

~ Words and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Not Me!

Some people see a tree
And want to count the leaves.
Not me!

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Tickly

This is a tickly.
He loves to tickle.
He's sneaking up on you.
Watch out!


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A Windy Day

It was a windy day.
My balloons all flew away.
But I did not care.
They looked lovely in the air.



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Treevolution

If trees could talk,
What would they say?
If trees could walk,
Would they run away?



~ Words and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Q and A

Q: Where was Mr. MacMan when the lights went out?










A: In the dark!









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Smile!

Smile for the camera,
Smile for the day,
Smile because you're happy,
I hope you stay that way!

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Evolution

This beast
is part pickle.
How did this happen?



~ Words and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Free Range

Doh-Re-You
And
Doh-Re-Me,
All God's creatures
Want to be free!


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I Am Confused

You don't
Have to know
What everything means.
Even when you're old
And you like green beans.

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Ozone Man

Oh no!
Bob forgot
to put on his sunscreen!




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The Roving Birthday Beast

On the night before your birthday, a little after midnight when you are asleep:

The Roving Birthday Beast will secretly come to your house and bring you good luck for the next year. How do you know if the Roving Birthday Beast has been to your house? He will leave some banana peels in your trash can!

So when you wake up on your birthday morning, look in the trash, and if you find some banana peels then you know he's been there and you'll have really good luck for the next year!

~ Words and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Big Or Small?

Big
Or small?

It all
Depends
On the size
Of your friends.





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I Wish For A Fish

I threw a penny
Into the sea
And wished a wish,
A secret for me.

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Happy

Happy is joy
And joy is love.
They all come
From heaven above.



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The Monsters I Make

The monsters I make can be scary,
Scary and hairy all day.
I give them great big bags of candy
So they’ll scare all my bad dreams away.

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Apprehensive

Apprehensive is a big word to say
My body does not want to go this way.

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Kite Flyer

                                                   I cannot see the man in the moon

                                                   Though I've tried with all my might,

                                                   So I made my own man in the moon

                                                   To fly way up high on my kite!

                                                                         ~ Words and artwork by Russ Allison Loar

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Modern Art Fish

This is a modern art fish,
A line and a shape or two.
If it looked more like a fish
Would it be modern to you?

~ Words and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Too Fast!

If you go too fast, everything gets blurry!


~ Words and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Kitty Wants To Fly

Kitty wants to catch a bird.
I bet you don't know why!
Kitty wants the little bird
To teach him how to fly.

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The Elephant

Front or back,
Right or left,
Up or down,
Happy or sad,
Smart or stupid,
Young or old,
Nobody sees the same elephant.

~ Words and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Flatware

Fork and spoon,
Spoon and Knife,
I dreamed my flatware
Came to life!


~ Poem and artwork by Russ Allison Loar
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Chester

Chester is a happy dog.
He likes to eat submarine sandwiches.





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